- Has the “smartest” looking glasses
- Likes breakfast for lunch
- Professional email writer & phone caller
- Can’t remember his computer passwords
- Intentionally puts himself in life-threatening situations for “vacation”
- His best friend is covered with fur and likes to chase sticks
- Involuntarily given the nickname J.P.
- Very tall
- Most likely to appear in a GQ ad
- Heartiest office laugh
- Silent but steady
- Drives the sweetest car
- Not Donald Jordan!
- Drinks water out of a fancy flip top glass bottle.
- Once turned a shipping container into a classroom.
- Consistently smiles when arriving at work each day.
- First GCA staff member to star in a music video (appearance at 1:27)
- Fluent Hmong speaker!
- Can build what he draws
- Fled the USSR
- Has a taco problem
- Built a desk that can also grow plants
- Founded the office candy dish
- Gatekeeper of the product library
- Shortest employee
- Complains he’s always hot
- Scared of lighting storms